How to deal with some of life's problems:
From www.bash.org [Permalink] --- now, thats my kind-a guy!! :D1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope. 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand. 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather than my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
:)) What a way to go!
ReplyDeleteThat is very very funny..lol !!!!
ReplyDeleteI tagged you ! :) :)
"Marketers" really do deserve all this. But it's not enough... what about sending them smelly old socks and rotten tomatoes as well?
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ReplyDeleteSyrals, :) yeah... way to go!
ReplyDeleteLavender, I'm glad you liked it. Where is the tag? Didn't see it on your blog when I skimmed through it :-\
Hari, again, my kind-a guy! Go get 'em, tiger!! :D
Ricercar, do try it out sometime when you are really bored... I'm sure that :) will become a :D
wow! Standing Ovation to the dude!! :D
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ReplyDeletethts awesome :))
why didnt someone think of this before?? ..
reshmi
i shall try it out too!:)
ReplyDeleteLovely! :)
ReplyDeleteDi, yeah, I'll accept them on his behalf :D
ReplyDeleteReshmi, well, now that someone has, you are more than welcome to :P :P
Pallavi, oh yes, do that... and let us know! :)
Twilight Fairy, isn't it? :)
dude!! enough to take d hell outta somebody :))
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now that's my kind of post! great going!
ReplyDeleteJanum, well, Satan too needs his agents, you know! :P
ReplyDeleteRajarshi, thanks! :) I liked your post as well.
ROTFL! Can I fwd this to people?
ReplyDeleteM, you are more than welcome. :)
ReplyDelete101 in irritating the irritator ;) yeh course ka naam hai and you are ofcourse the guest instructor :D
ReplyDeleteLife lover, thank you! Of course, of course... and I'm sure you will want to enroll in that. :D
ReplyDeleteSUPERB IDEA! I will also do :D
ReplyDeleteTGFI, yeah, sure!! And let us know. And a very warm welcome onboard, doctor! :)
ReplyDeleteDo you have to reveal your identity on a Business Reply envelop? As far as I know (in India) you can post them without having to write your address...
ReplyDeleteShrinidhi, no I don't think so, but this guy stuffed all the coupons and stuff that came for him (with his name printed on them). Thats why they called back, I think
ReplyDeleteultimate!!!!...i am laughing out loudly in office and team mates are staring at me...ha ha ha!!!
ReplyDeleteAnimikh, :) Well, feel free to share stuff.
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