In my dreams

I had a bizzare dream last night. And this morning, I had the great idea of writing about it and converting it into a tag. So, first, let me make the rules (oh I love doing this anytime): the person has to write about 3 of his/her dreams which according to the person are bizzare. And then this tag must be passed onto 5 more people. I rarely have dreams, though... or never actually remember them. But the ones I do remember are mostly bizzare (you'll agree when you finish reading this post). So, it shouldn't be difficult to practice what I preach:

• Last night, I dreamt this one. I was a shrink (psychiatrist, for the uninitiated), and was in my office. I was having a thought about who all I had been talking to, and suddenly the next patient was announced. I looked up expectantly, and in walked ME!! It was funny noticing the face you see in the mirror everyday walk in like that. I forget what the conversation went like, but apparently I advised him to vent his frustration and anger, and he went about kicking a football in a room full of chinese vases that had appeared out of nowhere. Both the me-s in my dream began to feel better already. However, the vases just stuck to their places even as I kicked them about wildly with the football. I actually woke up to find myself having madly kicked the wall beside me and the wood scraping paint at some points. Even with my broken foot, I think I was happy that I can kick again! :) Anyway... I've been watching too much Frasier lately: maybe that was it.
• This is another bizzare dream I had, when I was in Mumbai. I had dutifully lined up a long chain of boiled rice grains, and was ironing them with an electric iron. And I was wondering all the time in my dream why each of them spun around as though magnetised each time I touched them, while they randomly started belting out songs at times. I think I recall also bringing a multi-meter to test their polarity in my dreams. Yes, I heard you say that --- "Wierdo!". Well, anyway... I later found out that my room-mate was actually rushing through his music collection on Winamp at approximately the same time.
• Finally, this one is pretty old; from my school days I guess. I was supposed to change some light bulbs, or so I thought in my dreams. So I carried this ladder with me along a very long corridoor with bulbs dimly glowing from the old British-style holders protruding from the walls. At each one, I stopped, went up the ladder, and after unscrewing the bulb, replaced it with a bright red tomato. Yes you read that right... and I too have no idea why I did that or what was happening. I think I woke up after I had convinced myself in my own dream that this can't be happening and forced myself to wake up! :)

So, any of you descendants of Sigmund Freud out there: please let me know what those were all about. And this time, lets tag some new people with this one. So, what were you dreaming,

1. Silverlining --- new dance numbers? :D
   
2. Life Lover --- oh, don't I love to return a compliment :)
3. Alpine Path --- yes, your dreams, please... not the wait
4. Di --- this should be interesting, since you aren't so regular here
5. Alka --- long long time no posts!

I told you: only the bizzare ones allowed! So, feeling Oedipus-like, anyone? :D