Matrimonial ads by girls

This post is a pure copy-paste... and before you begin to doubt if the person executing this, let me confirm for you that the methodology in question is so typical of anyone from an engineering college. So without much ado, here we go:

Amazingly hilarious.

These are Girls ads are taken from shaadi.com

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no
place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail...


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- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education
but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


(Homework?)

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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can
run smoothly. thank you


(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
hold
my hand forever !!!


(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot


(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
in KSBKBT......


(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much,
ain't he?)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while
steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast


(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
called the man of the lamp


(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK


(the "ok syndrome" )

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred


(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes


(height of desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...


(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom.
I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one
soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.


(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying
salary at present.


(Any takers again?)
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Now tell me who is the dumb of the two? "The two???", you'd ask. Well, one of them is me who copy pasted this thing and wasted google's disk space. But the other one is for you to figure out and comment. :lol:

Comments

  1. i hv no words to tell u wot a favor u hv done by this article of urs...i hvn't really had a good laugh in months now...keep the stuff comin...i was feeling rather low...but this was by and far the most hilarous thing i hv come across on net...good job

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  2. Neo, Thanks for dropping by, buddy!

    Let me see if I find something quite as bloggable as this in the future

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  3. its rather sad really that girls have to publish themselves on such low life websites such as shaadi.com to find a husband.. no girl shud have to do that.. i may seem narrow minded here.. but.... anyway... the desperation of the girls is rather hilarious...

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  4. Isha, let me assure you that shaadi.com is one of the top Indian websites for matrimonials. Besides, if guys can post their ads on such a website, why can't (or as you say, shouldn't) girls do the same? Anyway we needn't worry about who should do what. The desperation is what counts, as you say. :))

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  5. boye...that was rip-roaring HILARIOUS. And here when i say lol I mean it ..LOL.. I had to read in spurts, just to get a good laugh before continuing..

    btw..are these really ..I mean REALLY(??) original shaadi.com ads ? with the same giramer & ishpailings.. ? U enggr. boy..u sure..u dint subsconsciously spiced it up, (just to make the same recycled report look diff) the way we enggrs always do ;)

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  6. Suhail, thanks for dropping by.

    Umm... I suspect that they are indeed! Because the posts are too indigenuous not to be original.

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  7. OMG .i was loughing like hell.
    Hillarious post.

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  8. Dreamcatcher,

    Thanks for coming by. Yeah, it send me 'loughing' whenever I read this one. Will check your place now.

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  9. hahahaahahah...

    simply too lol....

    how can they be so weird !!


    LOL...

    nice one..

    thanks:)

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  10. Shashidhar,

    LOL about the post, again, from my side. Thanks for dropping by.

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  11. poor people,,wierd ads,,makes u laugh, but also sad at thier level of thinking,

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  12. Loughed myself to deth. cont get up, rib kaige harting. i hop some good suitable boy marriage all these lavli laddis as son as posibel.

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  13. Whim_gen, he he, thanks!

    Ankz, yeah well go check out Rimi's post post and you will not feel so bad: God makes 'em in equal numbers!

    Brazen Head, Mu ha hahaha!! Thanks, thanks...:)

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  14. Hilarious post and I can see the similarity in the ads !!

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  15. Iyengar Chick, hey, thanks for dropping by! And yes, they always hold true :D

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  16. Same is hapenning to me these days. My paremts are after my life to get married and have created my profile on various matrimonial sites, and I get tortured everyday by such hidious profiles.

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  17. Dodo, my deepest sympathies... :) Do keep posting your experiences. And welcome to the blog, of course :)

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  18. My shelf Indian.I give jobs cost 10000rupee month.I cunt bear tv.want to do marriaged guys.white gay my cashte want.


    PS:Just my try at a girl's marriage profile:P Wanted to mean,
    "I'm an Indian girl who is doing a job that earns 10K per month.She doesn't like watching TV and wants to marry those who are fair and of her caste" :))

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  19. Lucky Murari, welcome onboard! Yes that was an ossum message! :P You did not need to translate: maybe you create one profile yourself :P

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  20. better den PJ's in BIT circulating due to free sms pack....:P

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  21. On the one hand, I'm actually feeling really sorry for these women. It's obviously the patriarchal order circumscribing them and the societal norms laying down what a woman is expected to be like, which is driving them to subscribe to the institution and discourse of marriage before they can educate themselves or be financially independent.

    On the other hand, I am LOUGHING MY ASS OFF ^_^

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  22. Deepak, hahaha! Welcome to the blog.

    Bhavika, hahaha! Thanks for dropping by.

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  24. I Know I am too late to stumbleupon here, but I can't control myself to leave a note. Awesome blog, you write so well, just digging into your blog to read more and more. Great work man!!

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